Game Hype: How Katamari Sees The World

With the release of Katamari Touch on the way,  I got nostalgic and put in Katamari Forever and forgot how funny the item description were. I wonder if there' ever updated and who has to go through every item in the game and write something about.

                                 Oh, this one made me laugh.

                                 Your not doing well when Katamari writes something like that.