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Saturday, December 17, 2011

Holiday Zombie Fighting Guide

Ho Ho Oh No Zombies! Just in time for the holidays and in case your family is murdered by the undead, then comes for you on Christmas morning, you might want to pick up some of these tools/weapons to kill them. Most of  these zombie killing tools via Uncrate

 Gerber Gator Machete Pro $55

Write out of the gat this is my favorite gift to off at zombies head on the holidays. It's been featured on the Walking Dead and strangely enough Gerber has an entire devoted to the series in the Apocalypse line. Simply, put it gives you some distance, while you cut off somethings head.

Itay Laniado Machete,Sickle and Scythe

Italians just know how to make a great zombie movie, utterly disgusting with boobs. They also do great design work and tools are so simple, yet stylish. Perfect for young ladies or the metro sexual male who needs to kill the undead at their door.

Crovel $118

A shovel, saw and crowbar all in one. Just a great bargain to have all those things in one while taking down your undead over the holidays. You might want to get the Z-Spike for even more utility. The feel of cracking a zombie skull with this on either end makes it one of the best tools on the list.

Worx Jawsaw $120

Steel teeth to cut off a zombie's head and throw it in the fireplace. Yeah, it's connected by a cord, not a battery, but it be awesome to see a zombie's head cut off by it.

Bash Unbreakable Sledge Hammer $160

It's a giant hammer to smash a zombie's head in. It's just good to have a giant hammer to smash things and zombies.

 Glowbar $80

A glow in the dark crowbar. For your light reading, while you fear monster want to eat you flesh.

Apocalypse Kit (eBay)

This baby is sold out, it contains all the weapons from the Apocalypse line. If you can find it, or take it from the corpse of someone who bought it, but couldn't get to it in time your set.

The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead $9

Max Brooks isn't already cool being the son of Mel Brooks, but also for writing the best Zombie survival guide ever.

Daybreak $15

Brian Ralph illustrates a tale with you as a character in the book during a zombie apocalypse. How? Just open it and your talked to as your part of the events unfolding with another survivor.