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Saturday, November 5, 2011

Gem Vs. Barbie Those Strippers Are Running Out Of Ideas

Calling itself Storybook Smackdown, the new stip-tainment night in LA makes little sense as Barbie, yeah Barbie the doll and Jem, from Jem and the Holograms stripper duel. Who asked for this duel? Adolescent girls who grew up from the 80's knowing they were lesbians? Brothers forced to watch the shows and play with the dolls with their sisters. Gay boys from the 80's who want a night out to laugh at strippers?

Disney films are classic so I get that, but what porn movie scribe connected Jem and Barbie to storybooks? Damn it, it's in a Jello Wrestling pool, don't care about anything else anymore.

Look forward to it around Christmas.

Friday, 16 December 2011
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