Sunday, October 3, 2010

The Worst Zombie Movie, Obligatory Zombie Post 2

Don't watch L.A. Zombie.

Just don't.

I first heard of the worst zombie movie in LA Weekly in an article called Deep Zombie Throat. L.A. Zombie involves a gay zombies that rapes you into being a zombie. No, I'm not joking.

Please just read the first paragraph from the article it's like dark humor gold.

There’s been a serious miscommunication. Some of the porn stars hired for supporting roles in writer-director Bruce LaBruce’s gay-porn zombie film, L.A. Zombie, haven’t been told by producers that they are expected to actually have sex on film. Enticed by the prospect of working with LaBruce (Hustler White; No Skin off My Ass), they’ve signed on for what they thought would be art-house fare with soft-core overtones. The crossed wires come to light when the director, with cameras rolling, calls for a scantily clad, muscle-bound foursome (porn stars Matthew Rush, Erik Rhodes, Francesco D’Macho and Adam Killian) to segue out of their choreographed action scene and begin screwing. Instead, all action momentarily stops and the actors fall silent.

“Uh, we gotta douche and everything,” says Killian finally.

I thought the idea was so absurd. What I took away from the article was the part when the actors weren't told they'd be shooting a gay scene. It was so comical to me that I wrote and shot a short film about it. I'm going to try and get the film up or pieces, because well the tape was broken and I never tried to edit what was left. I'm also trying to get a interview with the Director Bruce LaBruce because I think it will be simply funny.

Just as a overview in articles I've read on it, because I'm not gonna watch it ever some scenes contain gay orgies, using new holes in dead bodies for sex and black semen. You also have homelessness thrown in because I think the gay porn star playing the main zombie, just thinks  he's a alien zombie, but is really a messed up homeless man.

The movie's title is because it was gorilla style shot throughout L.A. , which is a hard task to do even more so when you have naked gay zombies banging the shit out of each other at 2 a.m. in some dark alley way in town.