Sunday, May 10, 2015

Dear Big Game Trailer Cutter, FU

Dear Big Game Trailer Cutter,


I was going to enjoy the new Samuel L. Jackson film, where he played the President of the U.S. of A. and teamed up with a little kid (Onni Tommila) and fought terrorists in Finland. I'm still going to see the movie. You still ruined it though, by showing all the cool moments from the film and explaining the entire story and including a big showstopping finale scene. You are the worst trailer cutter of all time. I hope that this post finds your employer so you don't work again as a trailer cutter.

You should not watch the trailer here at Rotten Automates.