By Omo Hien
Don't worry Dodger fans the price of the Shohei Ohtani Souvenir Cup has gone done from $75 smackaroos to $69 as a joke on sex. And, free refills for the rest of the season.
Do worry as Dodger Stadium is implementing it's newest policy of just taking all the money out of your wallet when you're there. The next time you come to Dodger Stadium every last dollar, coin, credit card and bit of crypto will be drained from you. Vacuums, guard dogs, small people with glue on their hands will go through your pockets, fanny packs and purses to get every last ounce of currency.
Executive Vice President & Chief Operating Officer Bob Wolfe said, "How the f*#k do you think we were gonna pay for Shohei Ohtani's $700 million contract! You get down to Dodger Stadium and you give us all your money!, " as he frothed at the mouth. He then turned red in the face, fell forward onto his desk having a heart attack.
Next week's game will be a memorial game in his honor. You can get a Hello Kitty Head Flopper if you come early, so don't miss it.
