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Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Bionic Proctologist Tuesday

As bad as the newest Bionic Commando was (so bad the company that made it Grin has gone under) it still had some great parts. I love being able to shoot my robot arm on to someone head clamp down on it then reel in my entire body to their face with a face kick that knocked my adversary off the building.

The game story suffered from being entirely stupid. So stupid it's funny (your dead wife is your arm somehow)

Here's some of the marketing below. My favorite being this commercial

Bionic Proctologist

Here's a Japanese comic from a some Japanese gaming magazine of Bionic Commando later in life as a sad salary man.