Thursday, November 17, 2022

Stuff To Get Before Christmas

 Here's some cards and more to prepare for the upcoming holidays. We get it, it's not even Thanksgiving yet, but still...

Get 'em in packs of 1, 3, 6, or 12!
$tart at $6

We can't not give praise to the crazy nonsense of Glorp Gum. Every year creating new holiday content to be stared at. This year, we have a radical card pack you could add to any holiday card you send out in the mail...then face tough questions on why you thought it was appropriate.
From the site: We moved Glorp HQ recently and found a whole crate of these stupid 90's trading cards behind the gumball rounding machines.

Every pack contains the same five stupid cards. These are totally "extreme," and I don't know if I would give them to kids or anything. I actually don't know who these were made for. Floridian Juggalo stepdads, maybe?

I guess you could send these out instead of greeting cards?

I dunno, man... Just help me get these dumb things out of here, please.

Heck, you can even get it as a shirt.
From the site: Admit it, everyone knows that Christmas is Doink.

Do you have a holiday party coming up? Maybe a church event or something?  Heck, maybe you want your grandma to hate you!

And in general we highly recommend Glorp Gum's mighty Holiday Card collection.
$34.00 and up

A beautiful countdown of the upcoming holiday and the cool death of Hans Gruber.
6 Designs, Set of 12 

Krampus, the anti-Santa is perfect to send out to friends for the holidays. A fun figure to replace the drab Santa cards you get every year. From folklore, this creature takes naughty kids away in a sack or just strikes them with birch branches.

Just like last year's SNES, SEGA get's it own special ornament with the SEGA Genesis.
Perfect to go on your Christmas tree and have your kids asks "SEGA used to make consoles?"

"Slide the switch to see the Magic Light and Sound ornament illuminate and hear sounds from the original Sonic The Hedgehog game. "


Add to your collection from last year as you can add Dr. Robotnik aka Eggman to your Sonic & Tales ... & Knuckles ornaments, all in the same style. Robotnik seems more than happy to see you on you Christmas tree.