Hallmark Geometric Tree on Silver Foil Cards Are The Ugliest Cards of The Season

 

We're starting a little bit before Thanksgiving to report on probably the ugliest cards of the season. We'll be reporting on some Hallmark Channel Christmas movies and one Hanukkah movie in the coming weeks, but we had to present these eyesores before then. Hallmark, what happened? Whose to blame? Geometric Tree on Silver Foil Cards sounds as fun as the card itself. Yes, brighten up your home, friend or family's home with cards that look like a French artist's work that despises you.

 

This is possibly the saddest card I've ever seen.

So, so, so many problems from the lack of any taste to the waste of silver foil for a rainbow shine. It's like a sci-fi computer from a 70's movie dreamt up this mess. It was programmed what a Christmas tree would look like, but had no reference for a pine tree, Earth or what Christmas is. 

It's almost like a symbol of Negative Christmas...I'm not even sure what that is. The taking away of Christmas time and memories or the idea to negate it? But, this is easily that symbol.

No details as to whom the artist is and I think it's best as they would be ostracized for just how wrong this is. 

This might be the rare card you give as an FU to someone. Like, you can't outright say you don't like them, but the card says it all.