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Friday, October 23, 2020

That Target Is Opening...Might Be Alive


We're not sure whose in control of the Facebook page a sentient Target or maybe someone just having some fun, but we do know it craves human flesh. Either in customers or something more.

Spotted over on LAist, we have the unofficial opening of the Sunset Target that's taken forever to be finished on Sunday, Oct 25th.
5500 W Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90028-8522, 
"According to Mother's spokesperson, I'm officially open on October 25. Put on your mask and come on in. Definitely check out my beautiful selection of Halloween decorations, perfect to leave up year-round as we live in an endless hellscape.
Please note: I do not know what time I open. Mother didn't say, so I just made this event last for 12 hours, like The Purge."

Oddly, if you look at Target Formerly A Husk's future events you have a disturbing date on Halloween.

Be careful Halloween shoppers, you might be the vessel for Target to be inside of you or your...we wonder if it can do it to multiple people like Cult of Chucky rules.