Wednesday, April 1, 2026

Olympics Cancelled: Way To Go Jeff

 

By Ablo Oldstein

Thanks, Jeff! You massive dork! Oy vey. Ughhh, the Olympics, the 130-year-old institution will not be happening in LA thanks to one man, Jeff. Jeff, didn't sign a form, so, we guess, no Olympics for LA. So, all the hard work done by countless citizens and businesses in and around LA will not be done. 

All that hard work going into 2028 and after the reveal of the basic b^$ch reveal of the super bloom as our visual identity for the games. Truly, it would have been spectacular. We mean up our own a$$ nonsense that makes LA great.

Did you know our logo, past-tense had an interchangeable A made different artists and so called celebrities not yet in trouble. As of writing this their were 42 As.


 Jeff, you're such a jerk!