Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Weekly What To Do: Could Indiana Jones Kill A Gorilla?

First off, here's the Realistic Answers New Year's Eve List. We added a few more of the big parties to dance and get hammered at. Remember, just Uber and the Metro is free for certain hours.

"Free rides will be offered for all bus and rail service from 9pm on December 31, 2015, until 2am on the morning of January 1, 2016.
All Metro Rail Line Stations with latched gates will be unlatched during this time. Regular fares are in effect at 2am on New Year's Day.
Note: All Metro Rail lines and the Metro Orange Line will operate all night every 20 minutes on New Year's Eve. The Metro Silver Line will operate every 60 minutes during this time.

'Twas the Night Before New Years Eve w/ Joe Rogan, Pete Holmes, Erik Griffin, Tone Bell and Dan Levy
Wed, December 30, 8:00pm
18 & over
Two items minimum 

Laugh off last year. 

January 1, 2016 - January 14, 2016
Mondays * Wednesdays * Fridays * Saturdays: 7:30pm
Tuesdays * Thursdays: 8:00pm
Sundays: 6:30pm
New Beverly Cinema
7165 Beverly Blvd, Los Angeles, California 90036
Tarantino could show up, he owns the joint. Be ready, this thing is three hours long, it comes with a real intermission. 

Fri, Jan 1, 5:00pm
Aero Theatre 1328 Montana Avenue,
Santa Monica, CA 90403

Double Feature! New Year's Day with the Marx Brothers!

2016 Japanese New Year's Oshogatsu Festival in Little Tokyo
Fri, Jan 1, 10:50 am - 3:00 pm
Little Tokyo

18th Annual Japanese New Year's 2016 Oshogatsu Festival held at downtown Weller Court Shopping Center and Japanese Village Plaza.  Japanese art and entertainment will be center stage. Music and festival activities throughout Little Tokyo.

Saturday, January 2, 5pm
Egyptian Theatre
6712 Hollywood Blvd, Los Angeles, California 90028

Yeah, they ain't showing the new one.

2016 New Year’s Race
Sat, January 2, 12:00 pm – 7:00 pm, January 2
January 3, 9:00 am – 4:00 pm, 6:00 pm – 12:00 am,
Downtown Los Angeles

Different races to try at different costs, but if you complete one of them a special shiny medal is yours.

Oshogatsu Family Festival 2016
Sun, January 3, 11:00 am – 5:00 pm
Japanese American National Museum, Los Angeles

Celebrate the Year of the Monkey with crafts, food, cultural activities, and performances! 

KOTOHAJIME Hatsu-Yama (First Mountain)
Sun, January 3, 1pm 
Aratania Theater 

Every January, Little Tokyo becomes the center for celebrating the Japanese New Year in Southern California, with the JACCC heading up the festivities with programs that invigorate the spirit and imagination. Literally meaning “the beginning of things,” Kotohajime will celebrate the Year of the Monkey with the theme titled Hatsu-Yama or “First Mountain.” 

Tue, Jan 5, 7:30pm
Aero Theatre 1328 Montana Avenue,
Santa Monica, CA 90403

We at TTDILA wanted to see it here once before and luckily we have a second shot to see this absurd comedy.

Writer-Director Jaco Van Dormael In Person!

According to director Jaco Van Dormael’s (MR. NOBODY, TOTO THE HERO) surreal satire, those hoping to find God should focus their search on an apartment building in Brussels, where the deity (Benoit Poelvoorde) spends his days making human life more difficult. His daughter (Pili Groyne) hopes to put a stop to this and sets off to recruit some new apostles (Catherine Deneuve among them).