Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Jurassic World, Chris Pratt is the New Neo (Keanu Reeves)
Mind blowing, after a never-ending stream of failures of dinosaurs eating people they decide to open the park again.Velociraptors are friends? Meta joke about Steven Spielberg's Jaws. Why even bother trying to fight Star Wars on Friday? Chris Pratt is no the go to hero for Hollywood?
Oh Universal, why are you even bothering with a connected Universe for your monsters? James Gunn, director of Chris Pratt's Guardians, wrote out to Universal about how bad the idea is to create a connected universe without first having a good movie. Dracula: Butt Unfold was not a spectacular movie. Universal just put time and effort into making good films first.