Natalia Poklonskaya, Prosecutor Editor General addressing you. Things To Do In LA's first day under re-Russian rule has been met with hardships. I'm afraid it's former editor has met with an untimely end while trying to escape from his friendly re-education. Murder LA's writer was found dead with self-inflicted gunshots to the genitals and face. TTDILA's comics artist's comics were still left wanting and lacking normal ideas of what's funny. I mean what was this one about. Did a kitty-cat cause the LA earthquakes? What was the joke? Kitties are for soup, not for comics.
Even with these mild cases of death and comics not making relevant sense we can agree that TTDILA has prospered underneath my leadership and with that more pictures of me!