Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Chinese Zodiac and Evil In the Time of Heroes Out Today

Chinese Zodiac (Blu-ray + DIGITAL HD with UltraViolet)

America finally gets one of Jackie's craziest and strange movies up to date, Chinese Zodiac. Jackie Chan spent as much time with the script as a five-year-old does with the grave matters of the universe.

Jackie as Asian Hawk now has a team of relic hunters who must find twelve Chinese zodiac animal statues. In the process he'll get into fights with other bird-named based relic hunters for an all-out adventure around the world.

Bad CGI-cringing moments aside, Jackie is still pulling off amazing martial art moves. That is when he's actually in scenes and his new team isn't doing all the action.

The finale to this film is jaw-dropping insane, it's right out of a Super villain handbook and will make you go, "That didn't just happen, what is the logic behind this?"

Logic doesn't play a role in a Jackie Chan movie.

Evil In the Time of Heroes is out today in select theaters and VOD.

Zombies and idiot heroes, need I say more?